YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE


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SO I WANTED TO KILL THE HAPPY SINGING CHILDREN BUT THE MOUSE SAID IT WOULDN'T BE VERY NICE. AND I WAS AFRAID THE GREEN MEN WITH THE FUNNY PURPLE HATS WOULD COME AND GET ME, SO I TRIED TO BE NICE, I DID, BUT THE HAPPY SINGING CHILDREN WERE JUST SO HAPPY.

*SCOWLS*

I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY, BECAUSE WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY ALL THEY DO IS SING THE SONG ( Read more... )

*HAULS SEVERAL LARGE SUITCASES INTO THE 'HAUS AND DROPS INTO THE NEAREST CHAIR*

WOW. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GO AROUND THE UNIVERSE, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS BEING AWESOME. I DON'T THINK I CAN REALLY DESCRIBE EVERYTHING I SAW ON THIS PARTICULAR TRIP, BUT I CAN TRY. PLUS, I TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES, SO THAT ALWAYS HELPS.
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WELL, AVA. THAT WAS A BITCH MOVE, BLAMING ALL YOUR LITTLE HISSY FITS ON ME. SAYING THE NECKLACE WAS CONTROLLING YOU. IT WASN'T, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. PLUS, WHAT YOUR DARLING ANDY LET OUT, ISN'T GOOD, AT ALL. OK, LET'S PLAY THE GAME OF BACK STORY, SHALL WE ( Read more... )